T-shirt Designs I Wish Existed.

I'm really fed up of the current fad of wearing t-shirts that say "Geek", "Dork" or "Nerd" on them for ironic hipsters or fashion obsessed youngsters to wear in an ironic manner. If you're going to wear a clique or label in an ironic manner can't we go beyond the realm of insults for bright or unpopular people. What about labels that are funnier, or perhaps something really offensive?

Here are some tshirt slogans I'd be happy to model.